pleasefireme:

Please fire me. My boss calls in every day to tell me he is an hour late due to delayed train. I can check on the internet when and where trains are delayed in the entire country and his train rarely is. He calls in to tell me this at least three times a week.

Lol

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tastefullyoffensive:

The beginning of a beautiful friendship. [x]

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tastefullyoffensive:

The beginning of a beautiful friendship. [x]

smartest snail

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smartest snail

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